Barry SCHWARTZ (Barijo ŜVARC) (chemoelectric) wrote,
Barry SCHWARTZ (Barijo ŜVARC)
chemoelectric

[Jesus] Nominates Roberts As Chief Justice

Hey, Democrats: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(I wish I'd thought of this. Heh.)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050905/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus

[Jesus Christ II] on Monday nominated John Roberts to succeed William H. Rehnquist as chief justice, and called on the Senate to confirm him before the Supreme Court opens its fall term on Oct. 3....

The selection of Roberts, who has drawn little criticism, helps [Jesus] avoid new political problems when he already is under fire for the government's sluggish response to Hurricane Katrina and the [Christ's] approval ratings are sagging....
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