I consider John Kerry a good quarterback, but lately George W. Bush has been doing the quarterbacking. The Democratic nail-biting is so noisy I can hardly sleep at night. I want to shout out my window, "Fuggedaboudit!"
If I were John Kerry, I'd let it be known that Bill Clinton and FOBs were assisting my campaign. The primary purpose would not be to turn my supposedly bad but actually good campaign around, but to reduce the anxiety of the Democratic nail-biters.