Barry SCHWARTZ (Barijo ŜVARC) (chemoelectric) wrote,

The Anthrax Killings: A theory (it's a theory, that's all I'm saying about it)

What about the following theory.

The Bushist regime mails the Anthrax Letters to Democrats and media, in an attempt to scare symbol-controllers into supporting dictatorial powers for the Leader, and into fearing for their lives if they come out against Bushism. Then, when all the usual people have cleared out of the contaminated buildings, in go NSA guys, under cover as anthrax-evaluation-and-cleanup guys, and they thoroughly but discretely bug the offices. Even the National Enquirer is included, because they had actually broken a real story, the Leader's drunk driving arrest in Maine.

You know, the inclusion of the National Enquirer offices is scary to me, whatever the theory, knowing that this phony paper had been the first to seriously investigate the Leader's criminal record.

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