December 18th, 2005

Hurricane Ophelia

John 'Cancer on the Presidency' Dean suggests torturing Dick 'Dr. No' Cheney

Since Dick Cheney is so keen on torture, maybe he will give the nation a demonstration of waterboarding, which he does not seem to believe is cruel, inhumane, or degrading. No doubt he could be given a ticking [time bomb] clock to keep with him under water as well.

Not necessary: Cheney already has a ticking time bomb, in his chest.