January 10th, 2006

Food: watermelon

Dear Rude Pundit

Dear Mr. Pundit:

You write:

Tom DeLay's corpse will have the shit smell of hydrogen sulfide, of
methane, of other gases.

Methane is odorless, therefore Mr. DeLay's corpse will not smell of
methane.

I'm glad to have been of assistance.

- Bojo