October 8th, 2006

Apollo 4 on column of fire

How I would want to respond to Denny Hastert’s paranoid Soros-bashing

I’m entitled to speak for George Soros, because we are both Schwartzes. So here’s what I say: ‘It’s not the case that I paid people to reveal the Speaker’s terrible secret, but let’s imagine that I did. In that case, is the Speaker seriously complaining that I should have turned him in earlier? You know something: he’s probably right! I should have turned him in immediately. Thank goodness someone finally did turn him in, before he could further abet and enable Mr. Foley’s sexual improprieties. Thank goodness Mr. Hastert’s secret is out.’