February 8th, 2007

Apollo 4 on column of fire

Republicken Senators ignore their own weathervane

Norm ‘Weathervane’ Coleman voted against the Republicken Senators on the Iraq War debate. What’s the point of having a weathervane if you don’t use it? (Susan Collins excepted.)

(Traditional weathervanes are chickens, this one is a Republicken. You stress the ‘ick’ when speaking.)
Apollo 4 on column of fire

Not to wince


When Iraq war veteran Jon Soltz accused Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Cabbagepatch) of "aiding the enemy," the Democratic senators gathered around him yesterday did not wince. Nor did Democrats object when Soltz, the chairman of a group called VoteVets.org, called President [sic] Bush and Vice President [sic] Cheney "draft dodgers."