August 27th, 2007

Apollo 4 on column of fire

If anything could do it …

If anything could push aside Gonzo’s resignation, the arrest and guilty plea of a Bushist senator for seeking sex in a men’s room at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport could do it.

Supposedly Mr. Craig showed the cop a business card and asked ‘What do you think about that?’ He’s lucky he didn’t get his face pushed into the ground at that point, although I imagine the card doesn’t state his party affiliation. Maybe that saved him.

At least he picked a good, clean airport with good, clean men’s rooms, in which to behave lewdly.
Apollo 4 on column of fire

Freaking donut hole, part 2

You don’t want to know what my sumitriptan costs, and you already can get the damn stuff generic in other countries, too.

Kristy reminded me that we expected I’d hit the donut hole, but the agent apparently couldn’t fathom that a healthy-looking young man like me would hit the damn donut hole, so we agreed to try it this way for this year.