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January 18th, 2008

Dennis the poll leader

Oh, Dennis, you menace: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/064037.php

Maybe it’s some kind of joke. :)

A letter from my cervix

A just-arrived e-mail:

Dear Barry,

This is your cervix writing.

I know, you might've forgotten I existed until you got this
e-mail just now (what with vagina and clitoris always hogging
all the attention). I bet you wouldn't even recognize me if you
saw me -- me, your very own cervix!

Well, that's exactly why my pals at Planned Parenthood have a
few ideas for you on how to show me some love. They've been
helping women screen against cervical cancer for decades, and
right now they're offering a few easy ways you can take care of
yours truly (or, for you guys out there, how you can make sure
your sisters, spouses, daughters, and friends stay healthy,

(or the Cervix of Someone You Love)

I know, I know, this seems obvious. But think about it: When WAS
your last Pap test? Start taking care of it this very moment. It
couldn't be more important, and Planned Parenthood couldn't make
it easier for you to find your nearest health center and make an
appointment. Please don't put it off; you owe me a Pap and a
cervical cancer screening at least once a year: Make your
appointment now.

You may have heard about this one in the news -- well, now it's
time to take advantage of it. Protect me from the types of human
papilloma virus (HPV) responsible for 70 percent of all cervical
cancer cases, not to mention genital warts. Check out these
YouTube videos to learn more about me, HPV, and the HPV vaccine.

Okay, duh. But seriously, when I say safer, I mean using
protection every time. Add HPV and cervical cancer to the long
list of reasons why safer sex is sexier sex, and remember: your
cervix cannot protect you, so please protect your cervix. Find
out more about protection and safer sex here.

Did I mention making your appointment -- now?

Happy National Cervical Cancer Screening Month!

Your cervix

P.S. Don't have a cervix? Forward this e-mail to the people you
love who do have cervixes!

My cervix seems confused as to whether it exists. I have to assume that I am a character, or a small suite of characters, in a Phil Dick novel (if Phil Dick novels can be said to have characters and not cardboard cut-outs of characters). Right now my cervix and my prostate are having an argument about which of the two really exists.

Obama weasels some more

Big Tent writes:

At a campaign event yesterday, Barack Obama said:

You won't hear me saying one thing one day to one audience and then saying something else another day to a different audience because I think it's politically convenient.


As I have said, this is politics as usual. The problem is Obama pretends he is going to reinvent politics. He is not. He is just a pol. An extremely talented one. But still just a pol.

(Big Tent seems to have some immunity to Obama’s methods. Nevertheless he has shown some support for Obama, on the grounds that Obama (along with John McCain) is a darling of the overgrown media pre-teens. That’s fair enough, but I’m not sure that advantage isn’t countered and surpassed by the ‘Hussein Osama is an Islamic terrorist’ swiftboating that is well underway.)

(Hmm. I really should see if I can find a way to format blockquote tags better in my style. I imagine I can change it in the CSS. Update: I am trying the traditional technique of reducing the size of the type, which is easy to do in CSS. I hope this doesn’t take things too far, although it does raise the enticing possibility of eye-torture by blockquote nesting. Don’t try this in fibromyalgia, though; you’ll be asked politely asked to stop it.)

South Carolina primaries a week apart

I suppose the presidential primaries in South Carolina are scheduled a week apart, with the ‘Republicans’ going first, so the ‘Republicans’ can have exclusive access to freshly cleansed water fountains.

Goudy Bookletter 1911 update

I have dealt with some issues revealed to my visual taste by my promotional picture, and am serving up the re-cooked font:
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Download Goudy Bookletter 1911 by *chemoelectric on deviantART

I sure hate the way that Flash image is smudged, presumably due to jpeg or other lossy compression. There is a reason I usually use png.
See http://www.smirkingchimp.com/news/12252

Assuming the list is accurate, what the hell does Hillary Rodham Clinton like so much about Legitimate But Awful Presidents Reagan and Bush? And does she mean John Adams or Quincy Adams?

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