December 1st, 2008

Apollo 4 on column of fire

The latest relic to suggest mandatory ‘national service’


Bojo wishes to remind readers of his own national service plan. It works like this: We give people money to go to college or a vocational school, and they serve their nation by getting an education.

It’s such a simple plan that only a moron like I could have thought of it, I guess.

(I suppose I should leave a note in the comments section of Goldfarb’s cranky old op-ed.)
Valerie Wilson

How to get on my bad side

If you want to get on my bad side, get on the topic of marriage and don’t take it seriously, unless you are telling marriage jokes.

To get on my good side, on the other hand, be very serious, or else use ‘trouble and strife’ as a synonym for ‘wife’.