This morning Montel Williams claimed that single payer health insurance was a campaign promise of Barack Obama.

1. How come the person who reported Mr. Gates’s entry into his home isn’t invited to the beerfest? Mr. Obama has made a mistake; it should have been the four of them for coffee.

This is how women are ignored.

2. How come this story isn’t more prominently about what one might call ‘Normal Coppal Fabrication’?

People might be interested in the printing type specimens I’ve been posting: http://pics.livejournal.com/chemoelectric/gallery/00015h58

Please feel sorry for me, because I just received this old Kennerley Bold showing, which was pristine, and then cockled and crushed the paper along its entire length when scanning — just missing the font specimen that I've posted, but damaging other text.

(If I weren’t being treated for my obsessive-compulsive disorder I would be absolutely beside myself right now.)

• Heat on high for 2 minutes.


• Rotate 1/2 turn once during heating.

This is not how I learned to write directions in tech writing class at Rutgers. Actually there are more problems here than the chronological anomaly.