George W. Bush: Fuck you, ungrateful American people. Not only am I sending more troops, whom I do expect the towelhead rabble to kill, but I’m also sending the Navy to maybe attack Iran and Syria. Go ahead and provoke me, fucking proles. Bring it on. You’re all a bunch of wimps. And by the way I had my yes-men flush that fucking commission report down the toilet.
Keith Olbermann’s and Chris Matthews’s reaction to Bush: Oh. My. God.
Dick Durbin’s response to Bush: We are a good people and have done all we can. Let’s declare ‘victory’ and come home.