Partly I’m putting off having to learn any Python or (heaven forbid) Java. :)
(I can’t really write any code to speak of if it isn’t in a language like Icon/Unicon that requires very little typing due to the great brevity of code written in it. The inference code would be for paragraph formatting, though it’s not desperate, merely the desire to have a more intuitively tunable alternative to the standard Knuthian dynamic programming technique.)