Barry SCHWARTZ (Barijo ŜVARC) (chemoelectric) wrote,

My theory of the "Jeff Gannon" affair

I hypothesize that "Jeff Gannon" is paid to be George W. Bush's boyfriend, that George W. Bush has a "military" fetish, and that parading "Jeff Gannon" under the noses of the press and the nation is part of a "danger sex" habit.  "Talon News" was invented as a cover story, to satisfy the likes of Ari Fleischer, who worried about this sort of stuff being discovered.

I can't imagine why Fleischer got another job....

If this stuff is true, then, unlike with Bill Clinton's sex life, it actually matters to the nation, because it means we go to war so Bush can get off.  It also means that Bush brings untrustworthy people into the White House, so he can get off.  Monica Lewinsky already worked at the White House and was AFAIK trustworthy.

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