Paper records, mysteriously, cannot be found.
Aren't there supposed to be duplicate records both in Denver and in Texas? All, inexplicably, missing.
Wow. I guess I'll have to presume that George W. Bush was not in legal trouble associated with the use or distribution of illicit psychotropic chemicals.
Nor should I be suspicious because, on the same day that Kenny Boy Lay is arrested, Tom Ridge announces a non-specific terrorist "plot" to disrupt an event months in the future.
All this is good news. It is a wondrous world, and I feel happy and relaxed to be living in it.