Barry SCHWARTZ (Barijo ŜVARC) (chemoelectric) wrote,

My nomination acceptance speech

My fellow Americans,

We have come a long way since the beginning. Sweet pancake syrup on our plate. Chocolate mousse for dessert, Bailey’s Irish Cream, friendly conversation, fond memories of times gone by!

Lovable puppies, adorable kittens; watch them play! Balls of yarn, sticks and biscuits, running for pure joy; the tennis balls are sloppy but we have a can of fresh ones. Swinging and sliding in the schoolyard, flying kites in the park, graceful swans gliding across the water, cormorants with wings spread wide, ducks gently quacking, and woodpeckers going tap, tap, tap. Can we get there?

You bet we can! But only when we all work together!

Cuddly teddy bears when we are sweepy! Clean cotton sheets, warm blankets, soft pillows, and chamomile tea. But that’s not all! We can do so much more!

Children! The future! Greatness and admiration! No limit! No limit! Together there is no limit!

So I wish to wrap up by thanking this apple pie, this mug of root beer, and most of all this American flag. Thank you all, and may the Force be with you!

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