Barry SCHWARTZ (Barijo ŜVARC) (chemoelectric) wrote,

If I were in the presidential race (not just in my imagination)

If I were in the presidential race (not just in my imagination with Robert Wexler as my running mate without knowing about it and with cyouintea to be Secretary of State and barking_iguana as Secretary of Education or HHS and with Philip Glass’s Koyaanisqatsi (‘crazy nutso life out of balance’) as the current campaign theme music), I suppose Hillary Clinton would have to play the ‘Self-Hating Jew’ card. Just a Jew card wouldn’t do, because that’s part of her base, but she doesn’t have the huge advantage of being an actual atheist Jew officially determined to be unable to get and keep any job in a competitive market, and she would need to counter that.

At least I have my ticket ethnically balanced, having Robert Wexler as my, um .... Never mind. But he does balance my North with his South (Palm Beach County, which is very far south, look at a map). And he adds considerable experience, because he was born in January of 1961, while I was born only in July of 1961 (while Barack Obama is merely a green sprout, having been born in August of 1961).

(It’s really interesting to see this posting underneath the LJ’s inevitably temporary ‘Obama-Clinton’ title banner.)

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