It’s a good thing I’m not Barack Obama, because I might have addressed myself to John McCain and said the following: ‘I’m not saying that your running mate is a pig. Hell, no! I’m saying you are a pig, and a crossdresser to boot. And, by the way, someone—probably one of your relatives who doesn’t like you—sent me this photograph of your uncle Willy McCain, and really he doesn’t look too bad—’
Perhaps best saved for one of the so-called ‘debates’.