You're North Dakota!
You are rather remote, and even inaccessible to the average person. While
many would thus describe you as stuck-up, to you it seems more like you're just stuck.
When no one is looking, you yearn to engage in 19th-century European political
subterfuge. When looking for peace, head for the garden. But please, be extremely careful
around wood-chippers [even though that was in freaking Minnesota, not N.D.].
Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.