How to tell a conservative American "patriot" from a liberal American "patriot"

When a conservative American ‘patriot’ fears for his country, he threatens armed rebellion, stocks canned goods and ammunition, and doesn’t fill out the census.

When a liberal American ‘patriot’ fears for his country, he threatens to move to France, live in luxury, and not fill out a ballot. He may merely stock cheese and wine for use until next week.