Barry SCHWARTZ (Barijo ŜVARC) (chemoelectric) wrote,

Worst. Park. Ever.

According to this article on this date, a new St. Paul Saints stadium is planned to be the worst baseball park ever:

My guess is they want to make up for the loss of the CP Rail line in left field by giving us a view of downtown St. Paul’s unhandsome skyline. Downtown Minneapolis would be so much better, but still the worst baseball park ever, if they screwed with the orientation.

Presumably it hasn’t occurred to these impulsive risk-takers that they are putting the sun in the eyes of the attendees, as well. At the current stadium, those of us with third base seats are spared completely.

They already fupped duck things by quitting the Northern League in favor of forming a new league that wasn’t as regional – as if the fans gave a royal fupp that the opposing team is from Pensacola, Florida, and that is very far away. No, we do actually give a fupp: it sucks. What’s more, now the schedule is seriously unbalanced and so what we end up seeing is the same few teams again and again.

Maybe Mike Veeck wants to top his life’s greatest achievement so far: Disco Demolition Night at Comiskey Park.

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